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Monday, August 6, 2012

Book Tour - Enlightenment For Nitwits by Shepherd Hoodwin

Enlightment for Nitwits is the first metaphysical/self-help humor collection. It is full of hilarious one-liners and mind-bending pieces on a wide range of subjects:

Announcement from the Mayan Calendar CommitteeMy Toilet Runneth Over
A Lesson in Impatience
Breatharians & Sun Gazers
Everything New is Old Again
Bed Death & Beyond
Outsourcing & UFOs
This Just in from God:
It's Not Easy Being An Old Soul
The Tao Travel Agency
Politics & Naked Shopping
Lipstick on a Pig
Poetry Slammed
Potty Training Your Inner Child
Self-Confidence for Total Losers
Do-It-Yourself Near-Death Experiences and more!

http://enlightenmentfornitwits.com/

“I feel lighter (with laughter) already! I found Shepherd Hoodwin's latest book Enlightenment for Nitwits a fun, easy read. It’s Woody Allen meets Mad Magazine. Full of wit and witticisms for your inner nitwit!” — Nancy Lombardo, Comedy Concepts Radio, New York City

“I love Enlightenment for Nitwits! It is the funniest book I have read in several

decades. If laughter leads to enlightenment, it will certainly do it. Nothing—thank

God—is sacred in this delightful spoof on life in general.”

— C. Norman Shealy, M.D., author of Life Beyond 100

Author Shepherd Hoodwin

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UnknownAugust 7, 2012 at 3:28 AM
Oh, too funny. I think this will sell, alright. The title gave me a good laugh.
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Book Tour - Enlightenment For Nitwits by Shepherd Hoodwin

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