"I love Enlightenment for Nitwits! It is the funniest book I have read in several decades. If laughter leads to enlightenment, it will certainly do it. Nothing-thank God-is sacred in this delightful spoof on life in general."
— C. Norman Shealy, M.D., author of Life Beyond 100
"HOLY WOW!!!!!! Super duper fun stuffffffffff. Great job!"
— James Wanless, creator of Voyager Tarot
"Enlightenment for Nitwits is full of priceless gems. It a great read, hugely entertaining, laugh-out-loud funny, but salted with sharp observations about the way we live now, the foibles and excesses of our society."
— Elizabeth Puttick, Ph.D, author of 7 Personality Types
"Great book. Totally brilliant! We are reading it to each other and cracking up loudly. The house is ringing with laughter."
— Scott Grace, author of Teach Me How to Lov e
"There's never a dull moment in Hoodwin's walk through spirituality!"
— Midwest Book Review
"Heck of a job, Hoodie! Of course, I didn't need this book because I was already enlightened, but I'm sure it will help a lot of other people."
— George W. Bush, former owner, Texas Rangers
"Thousands of candles can be lit from this single book. But read it first."
— The Buddha, inventor of enlightenment
"Wickedly funny. Something to offend everyone!"
— Satan, Prince of Darkness and leading cable news producer
"We are not amused. However, Prince Harry laughed his arse off."
— Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
"Funniest book in the last two billion years! Frankly, I enjoyed it more than the Bible."
— God, Creator of the Universe